Fertilised by bullshit

Fertilised by bullshit

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- A6 size card 148mm x 105mm
- Quality pearlescent paper giving a beautiful shimmering effect
- Hand finished rounded corners
- Pearlescent pearl envelope
- Hand packed in 
self seal cello bags
- Individual GS1 barcodes for retailers with POS systems

Description on the reverse of the card:

Fertilised by Bullshit.

The origins of this expression goes long into the history books. The first translation of this latin proverb ‘Fertilior seges est alieno semper in arvo’ into English, was published in 1545 ‘The corne in an other mans ground semeth euer more fertyll and plentifull then doth oure owne’. Though ironically, optical and perceptual laws alone will make the grass at a distance look greener to the human eye than the blades of grass perpendicular to the ground - and that’s no bullshit.

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